Volleyball is a Scary Sport
No matter how many times I vow I’m not going to do it, when a volleyball comes flying at me, my first instinct is to duck. I know, I’m supposed to yell, “Got it!” but instead I yell, “You got it!” My exmormon friend mocked me mercilessly for such behavior. I’m just not into sports where things hit me in the head and bruise my arms, plus I have a phobia ever since my exmormon friend and I both jumped in front of the net at the same time and bounced off of each other. Too bad we have no video of that.
